Okay, so I had this dream a couple of nights ago that was basically Lord of the Rings, but all of the horses were replaced with motorcycles. It was pretty great because it was just pretty much exactly like the films, but with everyone riding around like crazy bike gangs. And everyone had bikes that were unique to their characters.
Well, like it says on the ring, “One hog to rule the roads.”
I’m glad there’s a comfy pillion seat for Gimli. I would also accept a cute little sidecar, but that precludes hugging Legolas.